summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
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once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
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Trust
It’s really difficult
Im trying to grow out my fingernails for grad so i don’t look like a bum in all of the pictures.
I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first
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I always have to work at the most inconvenient times
Ned is such a babe
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And is that what you call tact?
You’re as subtle as a brick in the small of my back.
So let’s end this call, and end this conversation.
(Source: mitchellkeo, via victorvincentfuentes)
